Project Marvelous IC Inbox
Apr. 26th, 2018 09:10 pm( ic inbox )
Summarize yourself in 20 words or less.
I'm a first-class botanist and I would really like to make at least one really good friend. And, you know, find love. That's really all.
[He's also a plant sympathizer who never connected to people easily even before he became a plant, and he's a little loopy in the head from bullying and becoming said plant. So while he doesn't like violence, he's not above trying to eliminate obstacles to what he wants or holding grudges. At least when he's not being two cowardly to stand up for himself.]
What's your home life like?
I usually just try to improve plants and make friends, unless my boss needs me for work. Actually, I'm really glad my boss isn't here. But if he shows up, don't tell him I said that.
[Improving plants and making friends can be read literally as him making sentient plants to befriend...or at least trying to. And his boss is a mean-spirited supervillain who basically forced him and three other supervillains to become his lackeys...and is a bully.]
Tell me about your favorite people.
Well, there's Spike. He's a little stubborn, but no one is more dependable. And...
[That's all. Just Spike. A plant-duck and his flytrap.]
I guess that's it right now. I could always come back when I've made my list better.
Was there ever a "turning point" in your life?
Well, there was when I got fired. I turned into a plant-duck mutant to prove that my research was sound and get my funding back. Unfortunately, I didn't get my job back, just mulched by a riding mower.
Do you perform well under pressure?
W-Well, that depends on the pressure?
[He really doesn't like being pressured into acting, but usually he can pull through if he can get motivated. But he is a bit of a coward and would rather let others fight his battles.]
If you went to a deserted island, what two things would you take with you?
That's a good question. Wait...you're not going to ship me off to a deserted island, are you?
[It's not that it's really a strange question. He's just paranoid.]
How do you normally spend a Friday night?
Trying to make friends. Or working.
[Again, these two things aren't mutually exclusive. If he's not working for Negaduck, he's probably stealing money and resources for his plant experimwnts.]
If a genie granted you a single wish, what would you wish for?
I'd wish for a friend! Or maybe a bride. Friends are great, but I really do need to think about the future. So yeah, a bride! Someone to love and who loves me!
Do the ends justify the means?
Sometimes it does. I mean, the greater good and everything, right?
[He is a supervillain and he has technically killed before. And tried to ruin Christmas because no one treated him with holiday spirit. And tried to kill someone because he thought they were stealing his hopeful bride. He's a little cracked, so it seemed like the right set of choices at the time.]
How did you feel about this survey?
It gave me a lot to think about. But seriously, you aren't going to try and get rid of me are you?